The Barge Captain is captain of the El De Barge. He hosts Prince Merkimer's bachelor party in For Whom the Pig Oinks. He appears as a somewhat stereotypical old sailor with gray hair and a serious look on his face.
- His boat's name, "El De Barge" (literally translating to "The Of Barge" in Spanish) is a reference to the name of singer/songwriter El DeBarge.
- He seems patronized when Luci used nautical references with him, saying that he knows more than just chowders, though he fails at naming other real soups.
- He stated that, in comparison with only Prince Guysbert "dying", most of his passengers die on his voyages, but that he does not advertise that fact.