El De Barge is a party barge that appears in For Whom The Pig Oinks.
The barge is a tri master ship with only 1 large deck more akin to a raft. It has no weapons of any kind. Held together mainly by stains.
The Captain of the vessel is Wade Brody Sr.. When recounting his previous journeys, he speaks of how the the mermaid siren is so alluring that he has never encountered someone surviving. However, he does guide the party by providing them with ear wax, either wax from ears or for your ears, and a rope to tie an individual to a mast to protect from an individuals impulses.
History[]
The barge was rented by Bean as part of her plot for Prince Merkimer to be eaten by the mermaids of Mermaid Island. She convinced him the barge was for his bachelor party and Merkimer fell for it. However, the barge encountered thick fog and ended up on Walrus Island instead, where Merkimer mistook the walrusses for mermaids and made love with them. Later the barge got involved in a confrontation from what appeared to be a Borc ship, who is suspected of attempting an ambush on Dreamland. The ship, now near annihilated, gives up hope as Merkimer saved the barge by fighting and killing all the suspected Borcs with the assistance of the walruses, only to find out later they were Bozak. The Bozak vessel is supposedly the Bozark wedding party for the Princess Bean-Prince Merkimer union.