Faire Well My Elfo is a Disenchantment comic first published in "Disenchantment: Untold Tales Vol. 3".
Chronology[]
The story is set during season 1, part 1, as Oona is still queen. She is seen attending the Clubbing Tournament along with King Zøg and Prince Derek.
Plot[]
Part 1: One million years Beanie[]
Dreamland is celebrating the annual Prehistoric Pleasure Faire, where everybody dresses up as prehistoric people and creatures. So Bean, Elfo and Luci all dress up and head for the festivities. Elfo in particular is thrilled as he has never been to a faire before.
The friends participate in the games and then decide to go watch the clubbing tournament, which is also attended by King Zøg and queen Oona. But while the Royals and Luci enjoy the violence, Elfo quickly gets uncomfortable and leaves.
When the tournament is over, Luci also leaves to explore the faire on his own. He comes across Prince Merkimer, who is being chased by a butcher, and helps him escape. The two then team up to have some more fun. They visit a tent filled with handsome cavewomen until they get kicked out, and then visit a pub where they participate in a bar brawl.
Bean meanwhile catches up with Elfo, and offers him to visit her favorite part of any faire; the fortune tellers. On the way there however they loose each other in the crowd. Bean reaches the tent of the fortune teller first and is welcomed in. The fortune teller gives Bean a drink before they begin their session, but unbeknown to Bean the drink contains a sedative as the fortune teller and her allies are planning to rob her. Elfo eventually finds the tent as well, where Bean is already getting drowsy, but is taken captive by the fortune teller’s accomplices.
Part 2: Squeal or No Squeal[]
The following day, Merikmer and Luci wake up in the streets following their night out. The faire is over and people are packing up already. Luci decides to find Bean, but when he gets back to the castle he finds she’s not there.
Bean and Elfo meanwhile wake up in the camp of the fortune teller. The fortune teller reveals she knows who Bean is and is sure Zøg will pay a good price to have her back, but she has other plans; the has seen Bean’s future and is intrigued by what she saw. She does another reading where she sees Bean has two potential futures ahead of her.
In the castle, Luci is getting worried and warns King Zøg about Bean’s disappearance. The king has Sorcerio use the Crystal ball to see where Bean is, but Sorcerio’s attempts to do so interferes with the Fortune Teller’s own crystal ball and she severs the connection. Luci has seen enough however to know where Bean is, but the Fortune Teller also know she’s been found out and orders her allies to break up camp.
Zøg tries to send his knights to find Bean but they get confused as to where they need to go, so Luci and Merkimer set out to rescue Bean themselves. On the way to the camp Merkimer picks up a group of pigs and with their help attacks the camp. As the pigs saw chaos, Elfo frees himself. The Fortune Teller tries to take Bean hostage, but Elfo pole vaults onto her and disarms her. When Zøg and his knights finally arrive, the fight is already over. Zøg orders for a feast to celebrate Bean’s rescue and to reward Merkimer, but Merkimer is forced to flee when the butcher from earlier comes after him again.